Walmer Convenience

NO, JADEN SMITH, NO

This video perpetrates a few lies. Let’s debunk them:

1. Jaden Smith walks down the street: No, he doesn’t. This video is probably the first time he ever actually walked down the street. It was a street that was closed off for the occasion. There were police cruisers and helicopters preventing plebs from getting too fucking close.

2. Jaden Smith fist bumps people he runs into on the street: No, firstly for the reason mentioned above and also because he has 5 armed body guards around him 24hrs a day. They beat up fucking commoners for looking at him in the eye.

3. He talks like he fucks girls and that one is more difficult because on the one end he’s rich and famous so a lot of chicks are down with that but on the other side he’s 14 and probably had a nanny until last year that kept feeding him human breast milk because that’s the most expensive shit.

4. One thing that is not hidden in this video is that Jaden Smith is a terrible rapper. They have not tried to hide that at all.

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This entry was published on September 26, 2012 at 9:31 am. It’s filed under Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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