Walmer Convenience

THINGS THAT ARE JUST FUCKING ANNOYING

1. People naming themselves or their website after a trendy genre that then gets over saturated and looks uncool after 1 year. Yeah I’m talking to you people who combined “Trap” with anything.

2. Hitting me up just assuming I will post your music and/or book you in my city. Not asking, no, that would make too much sense. What they do is send me a link to a track on Beatport and are like “Here is the song to post on your site. Let us know when it’s up.” Or they might be like “I’m in Toronto Feb 7th, so let’s do a show where you will pay me money that you don’t have and I will expect it to be at a big venue because those are not booked weeks or months ahead of time”.

3. People who get 1000 plays on a track on Soundcloud and are from, say, Europe and ask me to book them on a very specific date in Toronto where no one knows who they are and also expect me to pay them and have them play at a decent venue. Here’s some numbers to roll around in your head: There are what, like 7 billion people in the world? You got 1000 plays on your track on Soundcloud. Now how many of the people that played it actually liked it (and are not your personal friends)? It might be only 7 or let’s be generous and say 70. Those 70 people represent 0.0000001% of the total world population. There is a strong chance that nobody in my town knows who you are. Think about that when you are being particular about going on tour or even going on tour.

4. People that add you as a friend on Facebook and then fucking invite you to 1000 events in a city that is on the other side of your continent. Did you know that you can filter invites by city and just invite people from your own fucking town? It’s not hard.

5. People who post shit on your Facebook wall that you have nothing to do with like their shitty event of music you don’t care about that is taking place on the other side of the continent or a release of music you would never endorse. Now I gotta filter all my tags. Thanks.

6. People who you have never interacted with before just asking you to like their page or vote for them to win some dj contest to open for Steve Aoki.

7. People who act like they are up on the most future music but really all they like is deep house and uk garage and shit that is from the 90’s.

8. People in your town that invite you to a shitload of Facebook events but have blocked you from inviting them to shit. That’s just not playing the game right.

And that’s really all that’s been bothering me right now. Yeah I’m sure bloggers bitching is annoying too. Feel free to say so in the comments.

 

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This entry was published on January 21, 2014 at 1:44 pm. It’s filed under Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

5 thoughts on “THINGS THAT ARE JUST FUCKING ANNOYING

  1. shitdick on said:

    french dudes are fucking annoying

  2. Gregatron82 on said:

    “Yeah I’m sure bloggers bitching is annoying too. Feel free to say so in the comments.”

    True, but what you just said NEEDED to be said. Bless you, sir.

  3. invites vfkin vote for me shit duz myhead in n its shitty uk hardcore milked to death same odcsounds fk em

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