Walmer Convenience

WHAT SOUNDED BETTER THAN THE WORLD CUP OPENING CEREMONY?

Sure J-Lo was hot and I’d def bang that Brazilian chick but that was the fucking worst thing I’ve ever seen. Lip synching was off and worst of all the sound was like a giant lap top was used to play the music in the stadium. It was pretty fucking bad. What sounded better?:

1. The sound poo plopping in the toilet

2. Cats having sexual relations

3. The last breath of a dying person

4. Pee tinkling in the toilet

5. The crying of 20 babies who were just slapped in the face

6. Kim Kardashian’s voice

7. The sound of bones breaking

8. Your parents having sex

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This entry was published on June 12, 2014 at 3:40 pm. It’s filed under Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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