Walmer Convenience

TOP 10 THINGS MY PENIS SAYS

1. Masturbate Me

2. Stop masturbating me, you’re hurting me

3. I’m peeing

4. I’m gizzing

5. This cave is making me feel crazy!

6. Wash me, I smell

7. These pants are too tight, now I have no sperm

8. You ate asparagus again asshole

9. Leave me alone

10. Whatever, fine.

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